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[[File:Phassphort3.jpg|thumb|Border cops' concerns are noted.[http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/10/just_in_case_youre_traveling.php]]] |
[[File:Phassphort3.jpg|thumb|Border cops' concerns are noted.[http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/10/just_in_case_youre_traveling.php]]] |
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+ | The People's Republic of Pharyngula is, as its name suggests, an absolute monarchy ruled with autocratic power by King Paul Zachary I. The national coat of arms is blazoned as: |
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+ | ''A cephalopod rampant on field azure, crowned or, supporters two goats on fire salient, pendent therefrom a Leica rangefinder proper, motto ''Cthulhu Et Mon Droit. |
An alternative motto, which appears on the passport to the right, is ''Notator curae ''(dodgy Latin for "Your concern is noted"). |
An alternative motto, which appears on the passport to the right, is ''Notator curae ''(dodgy Latin for "Your concern is noted"). |
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Those wishing to be naturalized as citizens of the PRP must pass a rigorous vetting process to ensure that they are suitable. Immigration officials ask questions such as: |
Those wishing to be naturalized as citizens of the PRP must pass a rigorous vetting process to ensure that they are suitable. Immigration officials ask questions such as: |
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| − | *"Have you ever wondered why, if humans |
+ | *"Have you ever wondered why, if humans evolved from monkeys, there are still monkeys?" |
| − | *"Do you believe that |
+ | *"Do you believe that global warming is a scam cooked up by Al Gore, librul commie academics and the Chinese government?" |
*"Do you think that Obama and the UN are conspiring to establish a Marxist-Islamist-Liberal dictatorship and take your guns away?" |
*"Do you think that Obama and the UN are conspiring to establish a Marxist-Islamist-Liberal dictatorship and take your guns away?" |
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*"Are you carrying any psychoactive substances of an illicit nature?" *pauses and looks around furtively* "If not, would you like some?" |
*"Are you carrying any psychoactive substances of an illicit nature?" *pauses and looks around furtively* "If not, would you like some?" |
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