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You're Not Helping was a group blog (mirror available here) which largely consisted of people whinging and whining and wailing about how disgusting and repulsive the New Atheists were. Their declared enemies included PZ Myers, Jerry Coyne and Ophelia Benson. The words "group", "people" and "their" should not be taken literally, as in June 2010 it emerged that the entire membership was in fact a network of sockpuppets operated by a lone individual, later outed as Walter "Wally" Smith.

Tom Johnson story

As Wally's sockpuppet network unravelled, it was revealed that he was also behind the "Tom Johnson" story (a tragic ballad of cruel persecution at the hands of the wicked New Atheists) trumpeted by pseudojournalist Chris Mooney on his Intersection blog. It was also revealed that Wally's sockpuppets were producing a substantial fraction of the Intersection comments (including attacks on people who dared to point out how ridiculous the Tom Johnson story was).

Identity revealed

After You're Not Helping collapsed, Wally's identity was largely kept secret, in return for him ceasing his activities. For some time, this deal appeared to be holding, but then Ophelia Benson started to become suspicious of a poster named "Hammill", who would follow her and Jerry Coyne around the internet, posting malicious lies. A month later, she obtained proof that "Hammill" was indeed Wally, and outed him.

Wally Smith

At the time of the You're Not Helping debacle, Walter Smith was a graduate student at the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa. He is now an instructor of biology at The University of Virginia's College at Wise. He once had a fairly substantial web presence, but nuked most of it after being outed. Remnants include a conservation blog and fragments of his painfully bad poetry.

List of sockpuppets

Directly Admitted

(Confessions made here and here.)

  • Bilbo (One of several people to use this name on Pharyngula.)
  • Milton C.
  • Patricia
  • Petra
  • Philip Jr.
  • Polly-O!
  • Seminatrix
  • Tom Johnson
  • William (Pseudonym used for above confession.)

Confirmed

Suspected

The YNH comment section absolutely swarmed with "individuals" who did little else but echo the original post, and attack any dissent. While some of these could be traced to real people, it is probable that the majority were sock puppets. The most suspicious of these included:

  • The Accuser
  • Bad Monkey
  • Bill S.
  • EDK
  • Julie
  • PJ
  • Vindrisi
  • Vyspyr
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